Ted cruz beard. With No Shave November Ending, Will Ted Cruz Get Rid of His 'Beard'?

Ted Cruz weighs in on Beto O'Rourke's new look: 'Nice beard'

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Beto and beard visited the dentist, but now that Ted and beard are in the picture some comparisons are being drawn. A quick trim of what's there, and the embrace of a bit of neckbeard could go a long way for the now sworn-in Texas senator. His once relatively endearing patches of grey on his chin have begun to curl. Why else do you think I'm growing a beard? See, when The Cohiba first started growing it out, he let his inner douchebag get the best of him. Cruz's image problem has always been that he's the Harvard law grad nerd, the A-student, the captain of the debate team.

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The Best Reactions To Ted Cruz’s Wolverine Beard

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Like that guy you know with unlimited access to bottle service and too many plain black dress shirts which is any numeral higher than zero , he said to hell with the hair on his neck, and created some pretty subtle lines between where the beard ends and the neck he refuses to stick out for what's right begins. Judging by his Twitter, it's been three days since the Texas Senator last shaved. Now if only you'd keep your mouth shut. Perhaps, then, Ted Cruz spent the holiday hunting Saint Nick for fun and his face is evidence of the impending transformation. All the while knowing you'll never be president, your constituents are sharply divided about your job performance, the ones who support you are constantly betrayed by you, and you'll probably turn your current committee position over to Lindsay Graham, a cartoon character with a rotten heart who is far better at selling himself and the American people out than you will ever be. I expect my elected officials to look at least as pulled-together as the nattiest customer at any given Buffalo Wild Wings. And then today, he was sworn in for a second term in the Senate, and I changed my mind.

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Ted Cruz May Have Grown A Beard Over Thanksgiving But People Don't Really See It

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The fun is in the mystery! The latter came rather uncomfortably close to beating Cruz in the last midterm, , in the solid red state of Texas. Start with the pop press: Just yesterday, I read on guilty pleasure that men with Cruz's style of heavy stubble are considered the most attractive to women. It was just about two years ago, that feels like two decades ago, that the Senator from Texas was trotting around the country, trying to be likable and the President and failing miserably at both. With his beard, he looks ever so slightly less like someone whose idea of athleisure is pleated khakis. So when Cruz stood beside Trump at the border, his facial hair unsurprisingly mesmerized the masses. The predicate is invoked with two arguments: value, key.

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Ted Cruz weighs in on Beto O'Rourke's new look: 'Nice beard'

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You may be a purely toxic participant in American politics, but bearded, I see you as the civilian I wish you already were: sitting on your couch, cold beer in hand, bag of Doritos open, watching Fox News as they try to. No one wants to think about hair growing on Ted Cruz. Now—and again I hate to say it—he kind of looks like a dude I'd love to share an ice cold Miller Genuine Draft with. The latter came rather uncomfortably close to beating Cruz in the last midterm, , in the solid red state of Texas. The Texas Republican first appeared in public with traces of facial hair just after Thanksgiving. Ah, the consequences of one's actions: the Republican Party's greatest enemy. First: Beards are contouring for men.

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Ted Cruz’s new beard looks great, I’m sorry to report.

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Since No Shave November ends today, maybe Cruz will finally mow what clearly won't grow. In all fairness, we have to cut Ted Cruz some slack. By joining Slate Plus you support our work and get exclusive content. Please also read our and , which became effective December 20, 2019. .

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Ted Cruz's Once

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To learn more or opt-out, read our. When you have lefties crying about beards like that, you know the little cosmetic change has worked splendidly. . That all changed this week, when Cruz showed up in the Senate with a filled-out salt-and-pepper beard, giving his face a defined jawline and its first-ever hints of ruggedness and affability. But apparently he took the feedback to heart, because now the dumb smirk is partially obscured by a moustache. Before that, he worked in the Houston Chronicle's Austin Bureau covering the Texas Legislature and state politics for The News and Observer in Raleigh.

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